Title page to Clerks / Chasing Amy: Two Screenplays: by Kevin Smith
See? Now this sucks. You get this cool gift, right. And that's okay. But now you know Dwight's going to hold it over your head forever. Maybe even extort sex from you as well (if he's not a relative...hell, maybe even if he is a relative).
I'm sorry I was a party to this.
[signature] Kevin Smith